is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Congratulations! We have a period
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