may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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