Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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