We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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