His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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