That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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