May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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