Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My breasts were aching with rage.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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