I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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