Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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