So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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