UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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