I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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