I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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