Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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