I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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