Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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