I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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