The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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