Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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