Im at strip club and am horny
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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