I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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