I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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