He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the day after is always just damage control
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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