Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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