a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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