sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
