yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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