I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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