I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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