It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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