What a fucking waste of an outfit
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
