dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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