You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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