Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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