we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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