Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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