and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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