she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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