What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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