Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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