i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's never too late to be topless.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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