Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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