You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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