Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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