Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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