I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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