I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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