you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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