She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Congratulations! We have a period
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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